s33r-of-void:

zeezee-vonteese:

silentbutgolden:

arandomwhitedude:

What if you jizzed blood?

But only once a month. For a full week. While your balls ached and you felt sick the whole time.

Oh..

Great tumblr mysteries

geniethedawesome:

i-dobelieveincommas:

• The name of the Doctor
• What happened in Budapest
• How Sherlock survived
• Where the fuck the Hannibal fandom came from

what is homestuck

arts-and-crafts-and-nail-art:

gogreen-fuckavegetarian:

Security camera clips that make the news usually show bad things, but Coke decided to “look at the world a little differently” in this heartwarming viral video. They found security camera footage from around the world showing happy moments: people stealing kisses instead of possessions, dealing potato chips instead of drugs, and offering car assistance rather than road rage. [x]

I really enjoy this advert.

So lovely! I wish everybody was kind.

b3autiful-infinit3-univ3rs3:

tarawrr:

WHAT THE SHIT IS THIS 

omfg LOL

stfuprolifers:

(rebloggable as requested)

dilclo:

when she texts first <3

matturday:

so I ended my english presentation with “these fatal flaws brought macbeth to his macdeath” and at least 60% of the class groaned

cnnbreaking:

when you are so desperate you go to the second page of google results

leodeservestheoscar:

If you want to ruin a song forever use it for your alarm

peevesies:

i went down to the middle school today for relay for life and i saw my old social studies teacher i had a crush on (don’t talk to me) and he was like “hey how are you i haven’t seen you in ages?” and the first thing i blurted out was “I JUST TURNED 18” and jesus christ if that’s not the thirstiest thing i’ve said in my whole life

unironicgoth:

HE TALKED TO ME

staceystickz:

Chris strikes again. 

plot twist: i actually died many years ago this is just a queue 

mikeyfriskeyhands:

My brother saved this document and everytime he gets angry at our neighbours for being loud he prints it to their wireless printer and you can hear the wife shout “Why the fuck would you print this AGAIN?!” to her son.